"A husband is what is left of the lover after the nerve is extracted."
~Helen Rowland~
"No matter how love-sick a woman is, she shouldn't take the first pill that comes along."
~Joyce Brothers~
"Whenever I date a guy, I think, is the man that I want my children to spend their weekends with?"
~Rita Rudner~
"Trust your husband, adore your husband, and get as much as you can in your own name."
~Joan Rivers ~
"Give a man a free hand and he'll run it all over you."
~Mae West~
"Bride
, n. A woman with a fine prospect of happiness behind her."
~Ambrose Bierce~
"I married beneath me--all women do."
~Nancy Astor~
"Love is the answer, but while you're waiting for the answer, sex raises some pretty good questions."
~Woody Allen~
"Marriage has no guarantees. If that's what you're looking for, go live with a car battery."
~Erma Bombeck~
"The man who says his wife can't take a joke, forgets that she took him."
~Oscar Wilde~
"Sex on television can't hurt you unless you fall off."
Anonymous
" Remember, if you smoke after sex you're doing it too fast."
Woody Allen
"Ducking for apples - change one letter and it's the story of my life."
Dorothy Parker
"Sex. In America an obsession. In other parts of the world a fact."
Marlene Dietrich
"To hear many religious people talk, one would think God created the torso, head, legs and arms, but the devil slapped on the genitals."
Don Schrader
" There is nothing wrong with going to bed with someone of your own sex. People should be very free with sex, they should draw the line at goats."
Elton John
"Why should we take advice on sex from the pope? If he knows anything about it, he shouldn't!"
George Bernard Shaw
"An intellectual is a person who's found one thing that's more interesting than sex."
Aldous Huxley
" I know nothing about sex, because I was always married."
Zsa Zsa Gabor
"Sex at age ninety is like trying to shoot pool with a rope."
George Burns
Love is an irresistible desire to be irresistibly desired." ~ Robert Frost
Love is the condition in which the happiness of another person is essential to your own." ~ Robert Heinlin
If you ever think of me out of the blue, just remember it's all the kisses I've blown in the air finally catching up with you." ~ Unknown
At the touch of love, everyone becomes a poet." ~ Plato
Life's greatest happiness is to be convinced we are loved." ~ Victor Hugo
Love is grand. Divorce is a hundred grand." ~ Unknown
I have found the paradox that if I love until it hurts, then there is no hurt, but only more love." ~ Mother Teresa
Love doesn't make the world go round. Love is what makes the ride worthwhile." ~ Franklin P. Jones
Gravitation can not be held responsible for people falling in love." ~ Albert Einstein
Like the measles, love is most dangerous when it comes late in life." ~ Lord Byron
When you're in love with someone, it inspires you and gives you hope. You have faith that even if you can't be with them on earth, that if God wills, you will be with them one day in heaven." ~ Unknown
Love is the triumph of imagination over intelligence." ~ Henry Louis Mencken
The hottest love has the coldest end." ~ Socrates
Immature love says, ' love you because I need you.' Mature love says, 'I need you because I love you.'" ~ Erich Fromm
Lord, grant that I might not so much seek to be loved as to love." ~ St. Francis of Assisi
You can't buy love, but you can pay heavily for it." ~ Henny Youngman
Love never dies a natural death. It dies because we don't know how to replenish its source. It dies of blindness and errors and betrayals. It dies of illness and wounds; it dies of weariness, of withering, of tarnishing." ~ Anais Nin
A life without love is like a year without summer." ~ Sweedish Proverb
The best and most beautiful things in the world cannot be seen or even touched. They must be felt with the heart." ~ Helen Keller
~Helen Rowland~
"No matter how love-sick a woman is, she shouldn't take the first pill that comes along."
~Joyce Brothers~
"Whenever I date a guy, I think, is the man that I want my children to spend their weekends with?"
~Rita Rudner~
"Trust your husband, adore your husband, and get as much as you can in your own name."
~Joan Rivers ~
"Give a man a free hand and he'll run it all over you."
~Mae West~
"Bride
, n. A woman with a fine prospect of happiness behind her."
~Ambrose Bierce~
"I married beneath me--all women do."
~Nancy Astor~
"Love is the answer, but while you're waiting for the answer, sex raises some pretty good questions."
~Woody Allen~
"Marriage has no guarantees. If that's what you're looking for, go live with a car battery."
~Erma Bombeck~
"The man who says his wife can't take a joke, forgets that she took him."
~Oscar Wilde~
"Sex on television can't hurt you unless you fall off."
Anonymous
" Remember, if you smoke after sex you're doing it too fast."
Woody Allen
"Ducking for apples - change one letter and it's the story of my life."
Dorothy Parker
"Sex. In America an obsession. In other parts of the world a fact."
Marlene Dietrich
"To hear many religious people talk, one would think God created the torso, head, legs and arms, but the devil slapped on the genitals."
Don Schrader
" There is nothing wrong with going to bed with someone of your own sex. People should be very free with sex, they should draw the line at goats."
Elton John
"Why should we take advice on sex from the pope? If he knows anything about it, he shouldn't!"
George Bernard Shaw
"An intellectual is a person who's found one thing that's more interesting than sex."
Aldous Huxley
" I know nothing about sex, because I was always married."
Zsa Zsa Gabor
"Sex at age ninety is like trying to shoot pool with a rope."
George Burns
Love is an irresistible desire to be irresistibly desired." ~ Robert Frost
Love is the condition in which the happiness of another person is essential to your own." ~ Robert Heinlin
If you ever think of me out of the blue, just remember it's all the kisses I've blown in the air finally catching up with you." ~ Unknown
At the touch of love, everyone becomes a poet." ~ Plato
Life's greatest happiness is to be convinced we are loved." ~ Victor Hugo
Love is grand. Divorce is a hundred grand." ~ Unknown
I have found the paradox that if I love until it hurts, then there is no hurt, but only more love." ~ Mother Teresa
Love doesn't make the world go round. Love is what makes the ride worthwhile." ~ Franklin P. Jones
Gravitation can not be held responsible for people falling in love." ~ Albert Einstein
Like the measles, love is most dangerous when it comes late in life." ~ Lord Byron
When you're in love with someone, it inspires you and gives you hope. You have faith that even if you can't be with them on earth, that if God wills, you will be with them one day in heaven." ~ Unknown
Love is the triumph of imagination over intelligence." ~ Henry Louis Mencken
The hottest love has the coldest end." ~ Socrates
Immature love says, ' love you because I need you.' Mature love says, 'I need you because I love you.'" ~ Erich Fromm
Lord, grant that I might not so much seek to be loved as to love." ~ St. Francis of Assisi
You can't buy love, but you can pay heavily for it." ~ Henny Youngman
Love never dies a natural death. It dies because we don't know how to replenish its source. It dies of blindness and errors and betrayals. It dies of illness and wounds; it dies of weariness, of withering, of tarnishing." ~ Anais Nin
A life without love is like a year without summer." ~ Sweedish Proverb
The best and most beautiful things in the world cannot be seen or even touched. They must be felt with the heart." ~ Helen Keller
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