Best One Liners to Flirt

• I may not be Fred Flintstone, but I bet I can make your bed rock.
  
  
• I may not be the best looking guy here, but I'm the only one talking to you.
  
  
• Yo Baby, you be my Dairy Queen, I'll be your Burger King, you treat me right, and I'll do it your way.
  
  
• Excuse me, do you have your phone number, I seem to have lost mine.
  
  
• I can't find my puppy, can you help me find him? I think he went into this cheap motel room.
  
  
• I'm new in town, could I have directions to your house.
  
  
• If you were a new hamburger at McDonald's, you would be McGorgeous.
  
  
• You might not be the best looking girl here, but beauty is only a light switch away.
  
  
• That's a nice shirt. Can I talk you out of it?
  
  
• There must be something wrong with my eyes, I can't take them off you.
  
  
• Are you from Tennessee? Because you're the only ten I see!
  
  
• Was your father a thief? 'Cause someone stole the stars from the sky and put them in your eyes.
  
  
• Your daddy must have been a baker, 'cause you've got a nice set of buns.
  
  
• Do you have a map? I just keep on getting lost in your eyes.
  
  
• Is it that cold out or are you just smuggling tic-tac's.
  
  
• Excuse me I lost my teddy bear will you sleep with me tonight.
  
  
• If you were a buger I would pick you first.
  
  
• You: Can I borrow a quarter?
  
  She: why? ( if she says sure or something else get her to ask you why)
  
  You: so I can call my mom and tell her I just met the girl of my dreams. ( have something quick to say afterwards)
  
  
• Are your pants from outer space? 'cause your butt is out of this world.
  
  
• Are you a parking ticket? 'cause you got fine-fine-fine written all over ya.
  
  
• I can't wait until tomorrow. She replys why not. You say cause you look better everyday.
  
  
• Are you tired? Cause you've been running through my mind all day!
  
  
• If I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put U and I together!
  
  
• I must be in heaven cause I've seen an angel.
  
  
• Come on baby, sex is like pizza: Even if it's bad, it's still pretty good.
  
  
• Do you wanna have kids with me??? No? Then do you just wanna practice?
  
  
• I wish you were a carousel at Wal-Mart so I could ride you all day long for just a quarter!!
  
  
• Aw, girl, I'm gonna have to put you on my "To Do" List!
  
  
• Save a horse -- ride a cowboy.
  
  
• Hey baby, will you be my love buffet so I can lay you on the table and take what I want?
  
  
• You know, it's not premarital sex unless you plan on getting married.
  
  
• Hi, I make more money than you can spend.
  
  
• I'd walk a million miles for one of your smiles, and even farther for that thing you do with your tongue.
  
  
• Your eyes are as blue as window cleaner.
  
  
• Mmmm, you bring new meaning to the word "edible".
  
  
• Hey babe, do you realize that my mouth can generate over 750 psi?
  
  
• Hey babe, wanna get LUCKY!?!?!!
  
  
• Sex is a killer...want to die happy?
  
  
• Hi! Can I buy you a car?
  
  
• I had sex with someone last night. Was that you?
  
  
• You look like a hooker I knew in Fresno.
  
  
• You're ugly but you intrigue me.
  
  
• Hey baby...infect me!
  
  
• Picture this, you, me, bubble baths, and a bottle of champagne.
  
  
• No, I'm not a cop. What can I get for fifty bucks?
  
  
• Be unique and different, say yes.
  
  
• If you ever want to see your children again, you'll do what I want.