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- I'm hungry = I'm hungry
- I'm sleepy = I'm sleepy
- I'm tired = I'm tired
- Do you want to go to a movie? = I'd eventually like to have sex with you
- Can I take you out to dinner? = I'd eventually like to have sex with you
- Can I call you sometime? = I'd eventually like to have sex with you
- May I have this dance? = I'd eventually like to have sex with you
- Nice dress! = Nice cleavage!
- You look tense, let me give you a massage. = I'd like to have sex with you
- What's wrong? = I don't see why you are making such a big deal out of this
- What's wrong? = What meaningless self-inflicted psychological trauma are you going through now?
- What's wrong? = I guess sex tonight is out of the question
- I'm bored = Do you want to have sex?
- I love you = Let's have sex now
- I love you, too = Okay, I said it...we'd better have sex now!
- Yes, I like the way you cut your hair = I liked it better before
- Yes, I like the way you cut your hair = $50 and it doesn't look that much different!
- Let's talk = I am trying to impress you by showing that I am a deep person and maybe then you'd like to have sex with me
- Will you marry me? = I want to make it illegal for you to have sex with other guys
- I like that one better (while shopping) = Pick any freakin' dress and let's go home!
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