Facts About Men

• If you think the way to a man's heart is through his stomach you're aiming too high.
  
  
• Woman don't make fools of men - most of them are the do-it-yourself types.
  
  
• The best reason to divorce a man is a health reason: you're sick of him.
  
  
• Never trust a man who says he's the boss at home. He probably lies about other things too.
  
  
• A woman's work that is never done is the stuff she asked her husband to do.
  
  
• If you want a nice man go for a bald one - they try harder.
  
  
• Go for younger men. You might as well - they never mature anyway.
  
  
• A man who can dress himself without looking like Wurzel Gummidge is unquestionably gay.
  
  
• Men are all the same - they just have different faces so you can tell them apart.
  
  
• Definition of a man with manners - he gets out of the bath to pee.
  
  
• Whenever you meet a man who would make a good husband, you will usually find that he is married.
  
  
• Scientists have just discovered something that can do the work of five men - a woman.
  
  
• There are a lot of words you can use to describe men - strong, caring, loving - they'd be wrong but you could still use them.
  
  
• Men are like animals, messy, insensitive and potentially violent, but they make great pets.
  
  
• Men's brains are like the prison system - not enough cells per man.
  
  
• There are only two four letter words that are offensive to men - "don't" and "stop".
  
  
• Husbands are like children. They're fine if they're someone else's.