Great Sayings by great People : Really Hilarious

ABOVE 18 Only

• 1. Woman who goes to man's apartment for snack, gets titbit.
• 2. Man who lay woman on ground, get peace on earth.
• 3. Man who gets kicked in testicles, left holding the bag.
• 4. Man who kisses girl's behind, gets crack in face.
• 5. Passionate kiss like spider web-lead to undoing of fly.
• 6. Man with holes in pocket, feels cocky all day.
• 7. Man who fight with wife all day, get no piece at night.
• 8. Virginity like balloon-one prick, all gone.
• 9. Girls who rides bicycle, peddles ass all over town.
• 10. He who farts in church, sits in own pew.
• 11. Baseball all wrong-man with four balls can't walk.
• 12. Man who live in glass house, dress in basement.
• 13. Kotex not best thing on earth, but next to best thing.
• 14. Man with penis in peanut butter is f***ing nuts.
• 15. Man who walk through airport door sideways is going to Bangkok.
• 16. Man who drop watch in toilet, bound to have shitty time.
• 17. Man who take lady on camping trip, have one intent.
• 18. Man who go to bed with sex on mind wake up with solution in hand